Unforgivable

I got my Macy’s catalog in the mail today, and out of it fell the usual collection of unwanted perfume samples, including one for Puff Daddy/P Diddy/Sean Jean’s cologne, Unforgivable. Maybe it’s just me, but every time I am reminded of Sean Jean’s Unforgivable, all I can think of is The Princess Bride…”You keep saying that word…I do not think it means what you think it means.”

So without further ado, I bring you the (one hopes never to be repeated) Vizzini Inconceivable Awards for cologne names that have now become possible, thanks to the Diddy-meister’s Unforgivable.

Apologia
Bitch Slap
Chickenshit Rat Bastard
Congressional Pardon
Flop Sweat
Garlique
Grassy Knoll
Impeached
It Wasn’t Me
Moon Over My Hammy
Napalm Morning
Ol’ Gym Bag
Panty Raid
Pleather
Pull My Finger
Repugnant
Shiv
Taint
Wild Dingo
Wretched Excess

Feel free to contact me with more suggestions.